What is Double Petunia?

1.  A petunia is a flower like a begonia.

2.  A begonia is a meat like a sausage.

3.  A sausage and battery's a crime.

4.  Monkeys crime trees.

5.  Two's company and trees a crowd.

6.  The rooster crowd real loud and made a big noise.

7.  Your noise is between your eyes.

8.  Eyes is the opposite of nays.

9.  A horse nays and has colts.

10.  If you go to be at night with a colt and don't cover your feet, you wake up in the morning with, a..chew..double petunia!


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