What is Double Petunia?
1. A petunia is a flower like a begonia.
2. A begonia is a meat like a sausage.
3. A sausage and battery's a crime.
4. Monkeys crime trees.
5. Two's company and trees a crowd.
6. The rooster crowd real loud and made a big noise.
7. Your noise is between your eyes.
8. Eyes is the opposite of nays.
9. A horse nays and has colts.
10. If you go to be at night with a colt and don't cover your feet, you wake up in the morning with, a..chew..double petunia!
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